4 words: hood of his car
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.