so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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