omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
