She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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