I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I need a beard to bite.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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