Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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