Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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