so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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