we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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