i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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