Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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