she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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