i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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Oh Jesus.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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