i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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