normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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