How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
did i just pee glitter
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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