Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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