Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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