Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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