Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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