Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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