As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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