I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
why is half of my head shaved?
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