He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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