ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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