Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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