Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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