isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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