I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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