I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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