I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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