That's intense
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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