There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
The air taste purple.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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