Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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