i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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