only if we run a train.
done.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My ass is underappreciated
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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