margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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