so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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