Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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