hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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