dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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