R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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