these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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