I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
40s are totally the cure
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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