I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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