Porn is love you can see.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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