Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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