Nicole vs. Life
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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