So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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