There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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