super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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