I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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