I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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