Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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