i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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