What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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